Monday, April 07, 2008

Why I shouldn't lose weight

I've become attached to my cellulite.
I don't want to buy new clothes.
I am harder to kidnap.
Little children think I am comfortable.
My good friend chocolate doesn't like to be shunned.
Heavy people get better service in restaurants. It's all about profit.
People are not as intimidated by me when I am flawed.
There's more of me to love

1 comment:

Danielle Abernethy said...

Thank you for the reminder! My fat cells are some of my closest friends! Why would I want to lose them.

:-D