Why I shouldn't lose weight

I've become attached to my cellulite.
I don't want to buy new clothes.
I am harder to kidnap.
Little children think I am comfortable.
My good friend chocolate doesn't like to be shunned.
Heavy people get better service in restaurants. It's all about profit.
People are not as intimidated by me when I am flawed.
There's more of me to love


Thank you for the reminder! My fat cells are some of my closest friends! Why would I want to lose them.


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